this ad scares me
“If not, you soon will be.”
(Inspired by other posts I’ve seen here and there on Tumblr)
Female Robbery | The Neighbourhood
“I think I found hell, I think I found something,
I think I found something in my TV screen.“
i would really like to have a successful small business and then slowly over the course of a year start applying more and more layers of zombie makeup and give customers increasingly nervous and lame excuses about being under the weather, no, really, and then one day disappear entirely and turn management of the store over to some other kid who denies all knowledge of my existence
that would be so cool
Coke is so much better without bubbles
What is wrong with you?
HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES
isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?
What happened to my post
- Click This
- Make A Self Portrait Using The Doll Maker You Got.
- Post It.
(wake me up) wake me up inside
I got a horror kind of one I dunno man
Totally accurate tbh
Heckie yeah, Hufflepuff represent.
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
1M GOOD W1TH TH1S >:]
im finally Gamzee and im ry happy
I used to be Kanaya, now Im Terezi.
Im okay with this.
I’m Nepeta now
holy shit I’m Terezi now 8O
when did that happen???
i’m a motherfuckin miracle
so close to Tavros
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
what a great way to lose a leg
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what a time to be alive
Let the record reflect the conclusive result of empirical research spanning 27 studies from 10 countries: healthy eating is fucking expensive and people who deny this reality are annoying and full of shit.