girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash with 341,603 notes

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from roachpatrol with 61,297 notes

marucos:

PB

marucos:

PB

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash with 1,462 notes / :D at adventure time 

archiemcphee:

Norwegian artist Markus Moestue transformed three humble bicycles into this ferociously awesome Dinocycle. The dinosaur’s body, which is modeled after a Coelophysis, was carved out of polystyrene and coated in fiberglass. After completing his creation, Moestue took his creature for a ride around southern Norway.

According to VG News the raptor bicycle is now up for sale. The bids immediately began rolling in, however Moestue isn’t really concerned with how much money people are wiling to offer. He’s much more interested in finding someone who wants to do something particularly interesting with this wonderfully unusual bike.

[via Geekologie]

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from swaggregator with 2,842 notes / i smiled 

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash with 885 notes

anigrrrl2:

the-goddamazon:

fuckyeahbiguys:

"I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

This just punched me in the heart.

It’s hard to admit that this happens in our community, but it definitely does. Speaking out is the only way it will stop. 

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from rairii with 27,797 notes / racism lgbtq gsm intersectionality biphobia 

myampgoesto11:

Olafur Eliasson: Your Lost Outside, 2014 

Set of 24 crystal partially mirrored spheres, paint (black), stainless steel

Tanya Bonakdar Gallery, New York, 2014
Photo: Jean Vong

My Amp Goes To 11Twitter | Instagram

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash with 1,525 notes / art 

thingsareswinging asked: It's also worth noting that blow-by-blow reporting is vital because it means that the media can't be in complete control of the narrative after the fact. Even though it can be incomplete and incorrect at times, constant reporting means people have access to the primary sources, and have more scope to draw their own conclusions.

roachpatrol:

ding ding ding! this exactly. thanks for summing it up so well. 

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from roachpatrol with 37 notes

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from nonomella with 41,947 notes

black-culture:

Hey guys I need your help spreading this on social media so our people in Ferguson can defend themselves from attacks from the police.

black-culture:

Hey guys I need your help spreading this on social media so our people in Ferguson can defend themselves from attacks from the police.

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from roachpatrol with 56,115 notes

"As a male writer, do you feel your work distracts from your traditional role of hunting and killing wild animals?"

(via cannedmonster)

(Source: jetpackexhaust)

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from mercurialmalcontent with 2,716 notes / eheheh 

frische-erdbeeren:

still my favorite part of homestuck

frische-erdbeeren:

still my favorite part of homestuck

(Source: ollicee)

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from curlicuecal with 3,238 notes / homestuck terezi pyrope john egbert 

clan-khuleborough:

darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool

I feel like this is what you’d get if you hired Batman to set up an electric light show at a heavy metal concert.

clan-khuleborough:

darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool

I feel like this is what you’d get if you hired Batman to set up an electric light show at a heavy metal concert.

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from rairii with 76,729 notes / eeeeeeeeeeee i love bats! 

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from rairii with 3,489 notes

roachpatrol:

theinternetkid:

This made my day

don’t fuck the police. romance them like a goddamn gentleman. 

roachpatrol:

theinternetkid:

This made my day

don’t fuck the police. romance them like a goddamn gentleman. 

20 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash with 11,825 notes