I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
it was 99 cents
look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so
we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise
This is exactly what would happen
i have sinned.
Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
what the fuck dennys
gosh i love the internet because you can MAKE STUFF and TELL STORIES and LEARN THINGS and so many other people are too and you all meet up with each other and trade around ideas and jokes and recipies and porn and survival tips and tv shows and the future is so enormously cool and i’m really intensely happy to be living in it every day
GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
This would probably have been deadlier than their actual lasers.
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
Oh no, “cousins” blocking your path to the bathroom.
Doodle carried way too far, might clean it up later.
"It just shows you how important it is represent everyone in our profession." (x)
Beautiful! And yes get me some tissues!
Xo - Maya
Two of our strongest female writers teamed up to reinvent weak men.
If you have spent time on the Internet, you’re probably tired of hearing how we need more Strong Female Characters. For some reason, people don’t seem to realize that sexism no longer exists today and both sexes are treated with complete equality, especially in the entertainment industry. If anything, men are the ones being discriminated against. … It’s time to stop this woman-centric hand-wringing on how to make female characters better and focus on helping the real victims of Hollywood sexism by asking: How can we make male characters worse?
you had me at “two naked lumberjacks in the foreground lovingly stroke each other’s beards and chest hair”
You know what? Take some free extra beefcake on top of that:
Oh my God the whining in the comments section.
never read the comments. ever.
the article is hilarious.